TRAVEL author and occasional karaoke singer Brian Thacker is excited about his newest book, Tell Them to Get Lost. Not only is his seventh title about to hit the shelves, but he gets to wear his safari suit for the launch party, which has a 1970s theme.
‘‘Yes, I’m actually the proud owner of a real safari suit,’’ the East St Kilda writer says with a laugh, adding that there’s a good reason for the dress code.
‘‘Get Lost retraces the footsteps, through Portuguese Timor, Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia, Laos and Burma, of Lonely Planet founders Tony and Maureen Wheeler using the original 1975 guidebook,’’ he explains. ‘‘And on a shoe-string.’’
The idea came to him while he was talking with Tony Wheeler. Thacker, 49, began to wonder whether Wheeler’s recommendations had stood the test of time and just how much South-East Asia had changed since Wheeler (and thousands of hippies in flares) had ambled through what became known as the Banana Pancake Trail, a cheeky reference to the many guesthouses, cafes and restaurants catering to backpackers.
The result is a book filled with funny anecdotes, including the time he stayed in a former backpacker hostel, now a Leading Hotels of The World boutique hotel, and discovered that some rooms appeared not to have been cleaned since the ’70s.
Lonely Planet has become the travel companion many budget-conscious travellers rely on, documenting where to stay, eat, drink and shop. But while they have opened up travel to millions of young people, such books sometimes prevent us from heading off the beaten track.
‘‘I still travel with a guide book, but I always say, ‘Put it away for a day and don’t even look at a map – get yourself lost’,’’ says the veteran traveller. ‘‘If you find a restaurant full of locals, more than likely it’s going to be good.’’
When we think of travel writers, it’s easy to envisage them sipping cocktails on the deck of their private cabana at a six-star resort, or fixing up a Tuscan villa and penning an evocative cookbook. Then there’s Thacker. In 2003, he left full-time work as a copywriter to become ‘‘a very poor full-time author’’.
Thacker took his first trip overseas soon after graduating from uni. He’s been to 77 countries (‘‘78 if you count Tasmania’’), hitchhiked 10,000 kilometres around Europe, and escorted busloads of drunk Aussies and Kiwis from Paris to St Petersburg and beyond for an 18-to-35s tour company.
It was while working as a ski guide in Switzerland that Thacker began keeping a diary. When he was retrenched a few years later, Thacker decided to turn some of the stories into a book. His writings became Rule No 5 – No Sex On the Bus, which recalled 20 trips as a tour guide and introduced readers to the man who fed his passengers horse meat bolognese.
Thacker’s off-beat prose quickly landed him a publisher and before he knew it, he was off on his next adventure.
He has couch-surfed his way around the globe, made it his mission to attend as many festivals as possible (including a bean-throwing festival in Japan), made plenty of friends and met only a few beers he didn’t like (including an Egyptian beer called Stella with things floating in the bottom ‘‘that I don’t want to know what they are’’).
He has also sung in more karaoke bars than he can remember, possibly due to meeting so many attractive beers.
There was one unexpected result of his Get Lost adventure: falling in love. While in Bali he met Beth, an American, who was prepared to give up the comforts of a villa to sleep in backpacker rooms that have probably never been cleaned.
‘‘Yup, she’s still around,’’ says Thacker. ‘‘She’s moved in here and we’re getting married in Minnesota in January. The best news is, she likes to travel.’’
Tell Them to Get Lost by Brian Thacker, published by Random House, $27.95. For stockists, visit randomhouse.com.au For Brian Thacker’s blog, visit brianthacker.tv